Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I need water and some morals
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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