But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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