On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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