kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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