: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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