"it" just moved
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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