i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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