Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i think i just lost a toe
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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