i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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