I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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