he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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