it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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