I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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