remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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