so explain again why im purple
no
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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