We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
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