doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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