I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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