He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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