can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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