Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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