So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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