I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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