just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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