D3 body, D1 cock
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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