one word: firstdatebathroomanal
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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