Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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