if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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