Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Randomize
