I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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