ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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