I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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