I hate your face
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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