Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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