Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Couch. On fire.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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