Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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