I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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