Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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