So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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