I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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