had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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