my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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