just tell him i said nine months
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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