u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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