normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
this boner is exhausting
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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