thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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