how can u be prego again
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
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