yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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