Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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