I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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