Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
one two three fourrrrnication!
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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